I remember the bug sprays didn’t work on the moths… I think I ran in the end.
And yes. I was armed with two fly swatters in fact. But when I was attacking them, I was somehow using the bug-spray.
Man. I hate moths.
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LoL….that reminds me of one night when i was attacked by a bat
Yes a real bat, in my room, at night and the mean bad scary bad he did number 1 and 2 (bathroom thing) on my bed
Oh my god. A bat?! How the?!
After a long night studying for my exam @university, i decided to go to bed. It was around midnight, Missy (she is real) was sleeping already. So i got to bed, turn on the celiing fan, covered missy and turned off the lights. I was about to finall sleep when i heard this strange noise….at first i thought it was missy i turned m head eft adn she was still sleeping. I turned on the lights and the noise ceased. I thought to myself..ok i think i studied toomuch..Turn off the lightsand after 2 minutes that meany noise started..I turned the lights on again…it stopped..Humm..this is strange..maybe i should not eat 2 Haagen-Dazs ice cream..yummy..anyway..turned off the lights again…and guess what!?!?!?! That damn noise again. Turned on the lgihts, noise stopped, got up from bed and started searching for a paper, @ the time thought it was a paper on the floor that was “hitting” somethng cause of the fan. Found no paper..and Suddenlythe the meany noise started wiht the lights on!!! I paid attention to the sound, I saw it was coming from my closet. I slowl walked to it. he noise was getting louder at each step i was getting closer to the closet. I got by the door, slowly and carefuly touced the doornob, looked at Missy she was still sleeping. I twisted the dornob….slowly i opened when i out of nowhere that black giant animal flew towards my head, It almost decapitate me. I was montioless..Looking that creature flying around my room. In m mind I was: “wtf is this? do i deserve this? am i dreaming” Suddenl the bat dove, gaining speed..It was after Missy. I jumped on bed, the evil thing flew away, got Missy on my arms, she woke up and saw that monster, she started screaming and crying =( . Opening my room´s door i saw that all people on the third fllor were awaked by Missy..lol…Bat followed us breaking to the hallway now…I took Missy to Teresa´s room closed the door the darn thing was flying it went back to my room closed the door. Woke everybody, While going to the basement I was thinking..”nice my first bat hunting”….to be continued (gotta work a bit..lol)
So i went upstairs fully geard..lol…I looked through the kéy´s hole…to see if it was safe to open the door. Slowly i opened..no sign of the bat..no noise..Probably It was preparing an ambush. Got fast in the room, closed the door, when i saw it..it was completely mocking me. It was resting in one fo the fan´s shade. Btw the fan was on..so it was resting on a shade going in circles O.o . I started laughing..i could se that balck blur going in circles and the fan goig VRUM VRUM VRUM…this is not happening. When i prepared the net and the fly swatters (tks for the word vol.) I just saw that it did number 1 and 2 (bathroom thing)..and it landed perfect on my bed..my white clean sheets. So pissed I became that the dark side come up. I swing on it but he got way. Outside i could hear the crowed cheering to me (i hope) The bat was surrouded..walls on his front, left and right side…i was right behind him when i swang again…it dove by m studying table, without thining i followed it and i smashed my lamp. When smoeone opened the door to see what happened the bat saw a light at the end of the room and flew again to the hallway…Girls were screaming (1 boy was too)…everybody was runing. I had the special gloves. on the right hand the fly swatters and left the net. The bat manage to go all the way down to the ground floor. Everbody in the house was up, seeing, watchjing that epic duel. we fought in th kitchen, tv room, officce (tks god i did not break anything else). At this time a friend came to help holding not one, but two…two frying pans.. O.o
Seeing that m net was small, i decided to go up, took my sheets, folded and made this huge net. Going down i was screaming this new plan to get the evil beast. After several tries we manage to get the bat on the sheets. I went outside. Half the crowded was screaming to smash, chop, torture it and half to let it go. Afterwards i decided to let that creepy animal go. Next day before exam i had to buy new lamp and sheets. End story.
That was a real story..lol..it happened as described. I tried to be desciptive, but dunno if it worked, i could jsut be simple, but i have this thing for writing. Too bad english is not my main language so, sorry abouit mistakes or anthing.. questions? just ask.
This happened few years ago…in an autumn´s night..it was around halloween. lol
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