The Bow of Ten Thousand Hundred Million Arrows Stats:

 

Binds when equipped

Ranged Bow
1337 Damage Speed 0.1

(13370 damage per second)
+1337 Agility
+1337 Stamina
Durability Indestructible unless Disenchanted.
Requires Level 80

Equip: Improves hit rating by 1337.
Equip: Improves critical strike rating by 1337.
Equip: Increases attack power by 1337.

Drop rate: 0.000000000000000000001337